Saturday, December 31, 2011

Is it wrong i want a kids cereal for myself this week?
Ah the life of a CPS husband....

Friday, December 30, 2011

Nothing says "I am a geek!" like having your boss ask why you are giggling while he is telling you what stapler he wants you to buy for him

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Very surprised to see my new neighbors both graduated from Castleton...welcome to the neighborhood fellow new Englanders!
If you want to be a bigot...that's your deal. Just please do your homework first...that way you know why your a bigot.
Cannot believe it will be 2012 in a few days & i am here fighting with a brother intellifax775...

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

What the - is wrong with the kids today!?(Ya I'm old and said it!) Go to this time line & scroll down to Dec 25th http://bit.ly/tEqKTV

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

When playing scrabble having your tiles look like the chorus to "old McDonald" is never good
I can be a tv weatherman! (no offence Greg) guy on tv "cold front coming I'll tell you what to expect" umm it will be cold??? In December??
Via Gary Vaynerchuk (@garyvee) on twitter:
"None - pla make sure all your friends see this! instagr.am/p/cJ3U2/ "
heard 5x over the last few days that ppl don't know this site. if you haven't seen it its a good way to waist 1/2 hour http://bit.ly/tAAzXf

Monday, December 26, 2011

If you fight the good fight, & you are able to sleep & live to fight another day....you have already won.
To all my UK and Canada (i think) followers....#happyboxingday!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Happy
Happy "A Christmas Story" day to everyone...

Friday, December 23, 2011

Spending my time wisely...watching conspiracy videos on YouTube

Thursday, December 22, 2011

All Hope in Humanity is lost! http://ping.fm/s1S27
"my brain starts to eat it self in an act of self-preservation" - me!
Word...Enough is Enough! http://bit.ly/unLf9l
This is the best we have to offer as humanity (God help us all) http://bit.ly/sEttVl
Holy crap! I am being productive...
OH!! This is what they were doing...my bad! Seems they were working. Silly me! http://bit.ly/uoDbqJ
What the hell are they doing over there?!? http://bit.ly/vHQpqo
There he goes! And now i go to work...part of me misses working with the planes.
There he goes! And now i go to work...part of me misses working with the planes.
Bye Jonathan! Have fun...
Bye Jonathan! Have fun...
Off he goes!
Off he goes!
Sleep good...awake bad

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Discounting for spamers...according to Google analytics i am comfortable saying: i am huge in China.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

It is so depressing when my timeline won't auto update...the tweet i wrote walking out the door this morning was 11 hours ago...i nap now.
So if my audio book is 6 & half hours long & is done now...i started it when i started roasting & i am still roasting...is that a long day?
No @dansyde no @poetryunseen...i eat well today!
No @dansyde no @poetryunseen...i eat well today!
ROFL Saw this on Twitter "That's not going to fit in the overhead..." http://bit.ly/ty29kH

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Rest of My Random Thought… http://ping.fm/scz4R
Sometimes I can't tell is people are just d-bags or if there is a bit of bigotry at work...know what I mean, Vern?
I have all the tools...but I am not doing something right. frustration
HOW is it that this -> http://bit.ly/v7cnIM gets more hits than me ->http://bit.ly/uineDH ??? Maybe I should post pics of me pointing!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

No no...no no...showetime better not make me wait!! dexter
Will.i.am, mick jagger, & j lo doing a song together....is that a sign of the apocalypse?

Saturday, December 17, 2011

I love that my site (www.bcdodge.me click through for amazon.com <- shameless plug) has been hit the last 2 days by people searching "clever Arab" & "best Islamic site".... Yes so i am that cool...
Wonder if they need any help there http://ping.fm/2xcVr

Friday, December 16, 2011

Umm...ya...then theirs that i guess.
Wait...the Florida Family "Association" is ONE dude??? No way! Is this for real? http://ping.fm/ZjEb1

Thursday, December 15, 2011

I set my DVR before I left the house today! (WUSA 9 at 4pm for those in the DC area) http://bit.ly/uDpKQn
See it is stories like this that gives us Muslims a bad image: We are telling Lowes to avoid bigotry...while in the same breath this Imam tells women not to buy cucumbers http://bit.ly/ryp3am
My little weather app says 50% chance of rain...my knees say more like 80 or 90. gettingold

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Grinding 500lbs of coffee...this takes a little time...
Grinding 500lbs of coffee...this takes a little time...
I have far more respect for someone that says "my bad!" than someone who always has an excuse! truth

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Need a little help "keeping the lights on" as it were...Shopping on Amazon? please use the click through here: http://bit.ly/uAKqOY
Think I finally caved in...oh well! Ideals are not everything, right?
You ever think I have all these tools & I have this project...Now how do I use these tools to do this project?
I know your there…Speak up! http://ping.fm/Ei82h
It get really annoyed when i post or say something than someone with a louder voice repeats it...and they get all the credit.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Lets be honest...if i made this apology to my wife i would still be on the couch!! http://ping.fm/55GhL
HOLY CRAP!! THANK YOU...http://bit.ly/sPbzB1
Thank you Russell Simmons! I encourage everyone to watch this & explore the web site...and share it! http://bit.ly/uBnWQe

Sunday, December 11, 2011

A must share latter to the ceo of lowes http://ping.fm/sfXLl

Saturday, December 10, 2011

And for those that have questions about sharia law, please see my last podcast http://ping.fm/z8FRu
allAmericanMuslim
Everyone look at the face of a bigot...this is the man that fears allAmericanMuslim makes Muslims look human.
Do any of my Christian friends know anything about myor support the Florida Family Association?
So it seems that a church in FL talked most pf the commercial support out of allAmericanMuslim because it makes Muslims look "human" WTF? http://ping.fm/q86lj
My fellow Muslims & logically mind friends...here are the people behind allAmericanMuslim losing their commercial support http://ping.fm/q86lj

Friday, December 9, 2011

you ever just wake up in a mood were your upset with everyone and no one can do anything right?

Thursday, December 8, 2011

there are something in this life i hate with a passion....
somethings look REALLY stupid when you write them out...
listening to some old tunes for my youth. realized i used to be strong & "full of piss & vinegar" (as my grandfather would say) when did i get old & give up??!
math is like hard and stuff...
anytime anyone posts about coffee i need away to reply with ice-t's "I'm your pusher"
how awesome is this!?!
how awesome is this!?!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

i love this cold high wind rainy weather!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

not sure what is going on over at fox..but last night it was Rockwell and tonight AC/DC. keep up the good work!

Monday, December 5, 2011

and for an extra 10 points...who sings back up???
ok! age check...who remembers this song?? http://ping.fm/KUJiG

Sunday, December 4, 2011

is there a name for a crippling headache that lasts more than 3 days?

Saturday, December 3, 2011

i really need an app to remind me of movies i want to see and when they are coming out...anyone? anything?

Friday, December 2, 2011

For my next gift I want a "U Crazy, Bitch" doll! http://bit.ly/tlHyb2
i have such a freaking headache...maybe i need more coffee, or more sleep.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

to my friends and family from Egypt...hope you find this as funny as i did http://ping.fm/1Oi1A
ok! i have a really silly question....how does one know if there are jinn in a building or space.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

screw you taco bell! stop making your food look so good...its not!
why is it when i am looking for something i can never find it...am i the only one looking for these thing??

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

so if i have done this right it will post to Facebook twitter wordpress and Google+...
test 1 2 3
i have seen 3 tv commercials for google+ in the last half hour...+ might be better if the api was open sooner!
RIP Patrice...http://ping.fm/itm3B

Monday, November 28, 2011

life can be filled with so many depressing moments....#realitysucks
had my one good idea for the day...i should go home now while i am ahead of myself, or worse they expect more good ideas!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

some think that
some think that "people" really are just stupid...were not!!

Friday, November 25, 2011

not sure if this is PC or not,or even if this is a thing anymore, but i want to say congrats to Jonathan for making honor roll! proudparent

Thursday, November 24, 2011

getting my swings mugs ready with some fresh ardi to take in a little black Friday...errrr Thursday...
getting my swings mugs ready with some fresh ardi to take in a little black Friday...errrr Thursday...
pressure in your head from a cold makes tinitus all that much worse....#justsayin
i am telling you!
i am telling you!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

finally! these kids will start pulling their weight around the house.
finally! these kids will start pulling their weight around the house.
thank you @sethmacfarlane!! "i need more lemon pledge..." rofl http://ping.fm/6cCyI
-2. repost: has anyone listened to last weeks broadcast? i could use a review if someone could post one...http://ping.fm/rpNbS
Worked on spreading my reach,a few repost -1.Need some beta testing,u can use Facebook? u can help...message me if your interested please.
ok!! spent the last little bit setting a few new things up...so this is a system test. please don't read or comment on it.